beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!