The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!