the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to read

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!