The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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black people

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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power to breathe

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!