The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to catch em all

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to die on command

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!