The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!