the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!