The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!