the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!