The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power spite flower

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!