To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Imortality.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!