The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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black people

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!