The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to win the crying game

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!