The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!