The power to die in one second

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to ?-1.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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KeemStar

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!