The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to sing but your mute

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your urine to any color

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!