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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.
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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius
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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.
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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.
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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.
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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.
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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time
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The power to be a normal person
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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.
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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!
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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.
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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.
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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.
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power to breathe
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The power to communicate with nearby aliens
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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.
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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror
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The power to not Waste time
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!