The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to do your homework.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to grow boobs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!