the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!