The Power to be aqua man

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!