the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be born.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!