The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to win the crying game

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to state the obvious.

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black people

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The power to be born.

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power to breathe

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!