Balls.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to float without gravity.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to never end your .

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!