the power to die....

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

The power to make pointless super powers

the ability to find pointless superpower

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!