the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!