The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!