The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be born.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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The power to never end your .

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!