The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!