The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to teleport through open doors

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The power to write about power.

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!