The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to be really bad at math.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to die on command

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!