The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!