THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to die at will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!