The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to read

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!