The power to be a normal person

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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power to breathe

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!