The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be born.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to die in one second

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!