Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!