The power to die in one second

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to die on command

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!