The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!