The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

Have sex but not feel it

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to read

the power to hear a dog whistle

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

The power to turn food into human waste.

the power to fly indoors

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!