The power to silence explosions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!