A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to remember th...

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!