The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!