the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!