The power of creating poop.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to die at will

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to die....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!