Balls.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to never end your .

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!