The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to change your urine to any color

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to lick your own back...

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the ability to find pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to bleed

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to transform yourself into a door.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The superpower to have a superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -1

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The Power to have a bowel movement.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to create Snyder films. xD

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!