the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to write about power.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!