the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through water

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to breathe

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Black power

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!