The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!