the power to be allergic to every thing

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!